i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
Theres always becoming a stripper
(Source: connuh)
I feel electric
Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This made my day like you would not believe!
Bless you, you perfect angel
Is this is a figurative illustration of an obese persons discovery of their love for unhealthy foods, and how their excitement and pleasure from such constant indulgence distracts them from realizing their unhealthy lifestyle that ultimately results in their death from heart failure?
Nah man, I just really like chocolate oranges.
Best comeback ever.
Oww
do you know how happy these make me
16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO
THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS
stay in school kids…
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
gotta keep an eye out for selener
ok but does she have a pink chicken wing on her necklace
truth or dare aka “who do you like” and awkward sex acts
- Pastor: Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin.
- Couple of older males in the audience: Amen!
- Pastor: Now, wait, I'm not finished.
- Pastor: You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce.
- -uncomfortable silence-
- Pastor: There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned.
- Pastor: Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce.
- Pastor: We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel.
- Pastor: The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know.
- -the pastor shifts a few notes around-
- Pastor: The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage.
- Pastor: So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way.
I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear
Alright you Japanophiles, here’s a thing that will help you make your own sushi at home. With badass-sounding name like Sushi Bazooka ($25), it’s function is rather mundane. Nevertheless it’s very easy to use, simply fill the tube with rice and add your favorite ingredients, then plunge the rice right through the tube onto a nori sheet, and a perfect sushi maki is done.
A classmate has this and guys it’s perfect and so easy and fast.
BUY IT
Very progressive from Sweden, letting an anime announce their points
he’s not an anime he’s a vocaloid get it straight
Protect your sub.
Always, until they have a new dom.
God damn.
(Source: the-new-revolution)
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